How Much Does My Kid Need To Eat?

A Guide To The Amount Of Food Your Child Should Be Eating

A Little Kid Humor

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the 
boys? Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're 
too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments and 
asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was 
tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he 
asked with a tremor in his voice "Mommy, will you sleep with me 
tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't 
dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was 
broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."

 An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, 
finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and 
out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's 
sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"